Angola waives Detroit; signs Darren Sproles, RB

Angola waives Detroit; signs Darren Sproles, RB

Celt's waive Drew Bennett, Sign Tarvaris Jackson

... Thanks to Barrah for actually reminding me that Monday was an actual "day" in this week and I was a bit premature in my post.

... Thanks to Barrah again for not keeping Jackson

:-)

Angola waives Detroit; signs Tarvaris Jackson, QB

One day a scorpion arrived at the bank of a river he wanted to cross, but there was no bridge. He asked a frog that was sitting nearby if he would take him across the river on his back. The frog refused and said, "I will not, because you will sting me."

The scorpion replied, "It would be foolish for me to sting you because then we would both drown."

The frog saw the logic in the scorpion's words, and agreed to carry the scorpion across. But when they were halfway across the river the scorpion stung the frog. The stunned frog asked, 'Why did you sting me? Now we will both die!'

The scorpion replied, "Because I'm a scorpion … and that is my nature."

I am The Barrah. It is my nature.

Angola waives Atlanta; signs Seattle DEF

Angola waives Atlanta; signs Seattle DEF

Celt's waive Drew Bennett, Sign Tarvaris Jackson

... just in case

Angola waives Michael Bennett; signs David Garrard

Angola waives Michael Bennett; signs David Garrard

Angola waives Andre Davis; signs Buffalo Def

Angola waives Andre Davis; signs Buffalo Def

Celt's waive "The Priest", Sign Bryant Johnson

... just in case.

Angola waives Ricky Williams; signs Detroit

Angola waives Ricky "I can't lift my bong" Williams; signs Detroit

Wetbacks waive Detroit; signs Joey Harrington

And the laughs keep on coming...

Wetbacks waive JP LostMan; sign AJ Feely

God...has it all boiled down to this?

Wetbacks waive D. Williams (RB, CAR); sign Andre Hall (RB, DEN)

It's "handcuff" time.

Wetbacks waive Kaeding (K, SD); sign Phil Dawson (K, CLE)

Yes, I know there's a nick for him - Punxswatney? - I just can't remember what it is - JodiWatley? - it's driving me crazy - Drunkonwhiskey? Aw, hell, I give up...

I thought it was time to get a kicker that actually kicks field goals as opposed to a kicker that just kicks PATs.

Angola waives Culpepper; signs Ricky Williams, RB

Ricky "anyone wanna get high" Williams

Angola waives C. Lemons; signs Warrick Dunn, RB

Angola waives C. Lemons; signs Warrick Dunn, RB

Inaugural Waiver Post

Suck it, Turkish militants.