Angola waives Ricky Williams; signs Detroit

Angola waives Ricky "I can't lift my bong" Williams; signs Detroit

Wetbacks waive Detroit; signs Joey Harrington

And the laughs keep on coming...

Wetbacks waive JP LostMan; sign AJ Feely

God...has it all boiled down to this?

Wetbacks waive D. Williams (RB, CAR); sign Andre Hall (RB, DEN)

It's "handcuff" time.

Wetbacks waive Kaeding (K, SD); sign Phil Dawson (K, CLE)

Yes, I know there's a nick for him - Punxswatney? - I just can't remember what it is - JodiWatley? - it's driving me crazy - Drunkonwhiskey? Aw, hell, I give up...

I thought it was time to get a kicker that actually kicks field goals as opposed to a kicker that just kicks PATs.

Angola waives Culpepper; signs Ricky Williams, RB

Ricky "anyone wanna get high" Williams

Angola waives C. Lemons; signs Warrick Dunn, RB

Angola waives C. Lemons; signs Warrick Dunn, RB

Inaugural Waiver Post

Suck it, Turkish militants.